2 Aug 2016

How to Join the Illuminati 2016

“How to Join the Illuminati?” is by far the question I get asked most on this site and via private messages from my Facebook page. I feel bad for not replying or calling back people who ask me this question and requesting that I put them in touch with the elusive and all powerful Illuminati.

Hopefully, I can redirect them here and avoid possible bankruptcy, disappointment, or even bloodshed.😉 (See how NOT to join the Illuminati below)


The term ‘Illuminati’ means different things to different people and its use has become ambiguous.
There is a multitude of different versions of what exactly the Illuminati is, but most researchers agree that the group consist mainly of the upper crust of the world’s financial and political elite.
Generally, it’s used as a catch-all term to describe theOne Percenters, the oligarchs, the plutocrats, or theruling class whose combined wealth and powerinfluence every aspect of our daily lives.
See: What is the Illuminati? for a more detailed analysis of the modern Illuminati.


Anyone can join the Illuminati.
But, some have a much better chance than others. It’s not an even playing field.


There are three ways you can join the Illuminati:


Born to it


Serve it


Take it
Born to it: The easiest method of joining the all-powerful by far is being born into a wealthy family who are already prime movers and shakers in world affairs.
Serve it: If you aren’t wealthy at birth, it’s possible for you to join the Illuminati by becoming part of its machinery for world control.
Take it: If you refuse to be subservient to anyone, then there’s only one way for you to join, you must grab it!



If you are here, you most-likely know it.
Most of your income comes in the form of interest on bonds, rents from real estate properties or dividends on stocks. You might work, but you don’t need to. You were groomed for your position from an early age. You own or control a string of media outlets and your influence extends from Wall Street to the Beltway. Your grandfather was also rich. You are “Old Money”. You are an insider.
Even being born to it, you still need to be relatively intelligent, attend the right schools and make the proper connections. You must cultivate philanthropies to maintain the image of a great caretaker. You must appear to be a man or woman of the people. However, you must make sure that your philanthropic works further your social engineering goals. You must continue funding elite think tanks and other policy-making groups.
Guard against your close family members and in-laws as they are most likely to be your most fierce competition for the throne.
An examination of Forbes’ List revealed that over 40% of the richest people in the world were born with sufficient wealth to make the list.
David Rockefeller, Oil and Banking
David Rockefeller


David is the grandson of oil magnate and the richest person in recorded history John D. Rockefeller who held an estimated fortune of $336 billion (in today’s dollars) at the time of his death. At its height, Standard Oil and its conglomerates controlled over 90% of all oil sold in the United States.
Standard Oil – a tentacle in every pie
Standard Oil – a tentacle in every pie
David Rockefeller was born to extreme wealth and was sufficiently bright to take helm of the family fortune and become a major player in globalization and the spread of Anglo-American corporate influence throughout the world. He chose the private sector and took charge the Chase Manhattan Bank in which he was the largest individual shareholder.
Rockefeller Foundation funds the Bilderberg Group and the Council on Foreign Relations. Rockefeller himself is a founder of the Trilateral Commission, another important policy-making think tank.


If you weren’t born into the Illuminati, you have the option of joining them by becominguseful or, hopefully, even indispensable to them. You can to this by fulfilling one of their many needs. Again, you must attend the right schools and be highly intelligent. The right schools include Oxford and Cambridge in the UK and Princeton, Yale and Harvard in the United States. (See David Rothkopf’s Superclass)
Your goal is to distinguish yourself and become the best in a field that members of the elite have a vested interest in. You will be asked to join some of their invite-only societies such as the Trilateral Commission, The Council on Foreign Relations or the Bilderberg Group. (See Top 10 Secret Societies)
If you can’t make can’t make it to the One Percent Club, you can still join a guild and have a very comfortable living as a Ten Percenter. You can join either the private sector or the government sector.
For those who are especially bright, it is easier to gain power and influence in the government sector as top positions in the private sector are often reserved for cousins and nephews of the ruling class.
Be aware that you might be useful for a short while and be thrown to the wolves when you cease to be useful. (Michael Milken, Manuel Noriega, Saddam Hussein, etc.)
Expect to fall on your own sword, if things ever get hairy. (Oliver North, Richard Nixon, Kenneth Lay)


If you are not born a billionaire and you refuse to be subservient to the current members of the Illuminati, you’re only option is to take it. Meaning, you must yourself become a billionaire and use your financial means to gain influence and power.
Who is John Galt? If you don’t know, find out. You might feel bad about laying off thousands of people, busting unions, or polluting water supplies in order to increase the bottom line. This will help.
Being the head of a monopoly alone might not be sufficient unless it’s a basic necessity such as oil or water. Being the West coast king of hair salons might afford you a very decent lifestyle, but it won’t gain you entry into the ruling class. ‘New Money’ alone is not enough.
Buying media outlets and other influential industries are safe bets that might just give you a seat on the Illuminati’s inner circle. If you have an insight into the future, you might be able to gain a foothold in a key industry and force your way into their inner circle – a “brute force” attack.
You will be invited to the Council on Foreign Relations first and then the Trilateral Commission and gradually make your way into more exclusive and powerful elite groups. You will be asked to attend a few Bilderberg Group meetings and eventually be asked to join on a permanent base.
Nathan Rothschild, Banking
Nathan Rothschild


Mayer Rothschild grew up in a Frankfurt Jewish ghetto and made a living as a rare coin dealer before branching out into banking. He progressively sent his five sons to different European countries thus founding the Rothschild International Banking Dynasty.
Rothschild Pillar
Rothschild Pillar
Mayer’s third eldest son,Nathan Rothschild was instrumental in greatly increasing the family’s fortune. Near the turn of the 19th century, Nathan left the family home to expand the family’s interest in England.According to Nathan’s own words he arrived in Manchester with £20000 entrusted to him by his father in order to get started in the textile import business. (historian Niall Ferguson notes that the story is unlikely since this sum would have been more than double the Rothschilds entire net worth for the previous year. – See his The House of Rothschild: Volume 1, p. 49)
Nathan soon moved to London City and began dealing in currency exchange, government bonds and gold bullion. By the time of his death, he was the richest man in the world and his net worth made up.62% of Great Britain’s economy! (a feat yet to be surpassed by anyone to date)
Each of the brothers also made fortunes in their own territories with the younger James considered the richest man in France. When you combine the assets of each individual member, the family is considered the richest family in recent history surpassing even that of the oil-rich Saudi royal family. (Ferguson, p. 483)
Andrew Carnegie, Steel Magnate
Andrew Carnegie


Carnegie was born to great poverty but thanks to his intellect and excellent memory, he was able to make important strategic connections with power brokers and through a series of insider trading scheme eventually become one of therichest man in history. (.60% of entire US economy)
From a lowly telegrapher he was able to work his way up the railroad industry and learn the corrupted business practices necessary to successfully build an empire. That is, always giving your higher-ups a generous cut of the proceeds. His railroad-connections assured that he always had a market for his product.
Carnegie was one of the first steel producers to take advantage of new technologies and was able to make extremely rapid profits allowing him to buy out his competitors.
In 1901, Carnegie sold his Carnegie Steel Company to JP Morgan for $492 million. This was so much money that they had to build a special vault in order to keep it in. JP Morgan combined Carnegie’s company with other steel manufacturer to form US Steel, the largest corporation in the world at the time.

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